THAT picture...
The one Claud posted of us at Elbow.
Can I just point out [arf arf] that my nose is NOT that big in real life.
No, it's not.
It has never got a pickle out of a jar, been used to keep out draughts under doors or wedge open an aircraft hanger. Despite all evidence to the contrary.
It's all to do with angles, or shadows, or refraction, or alignment of planets. Or Something.
Claud has put it on the fridge for some reason, and people have been known to reach for it rather than the handle to open the door.
If anyone with a little Photoshop experience can give me a little button nose instead, please... knock yourself out.
End of Public Information Message.
Can I just point out [arf arf] that my nose is NOT that big in real life.
No, it's not.
It has never got a pickle out of a jar, been used to keep out draughts under doors or wedge open an aircraft hanger. Despite all evidence to the contrary.
It's all to do with angles, or shadows, or refraction, or alignment of planets. Or Something.
Claud has put it on the fridge for some reason, and people have been known to reach for it rather than the handle to open the door.
If anyone with a little Photoshop experience can give me a little button nose instead, please... knock yourself out.
End of Public Information Message.
posted by Ian at 10:17 pm
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You numpty.
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